"Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them."

"There's something in our world that makes men lose their heads--they couldn't be fair if they tried."

"It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment."

"When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion."

"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

"Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect."

"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."

"PLOW, n. An implement that cries aloud for hands accustomed to the pen."

"Thou art God, and I am God and all that groks is God."

"There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so; but he who thinks himself the wisest, is generally the greatest fool."