"The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undisguisable."

"Art does not imitate life. Art is much more powerful than that. Art brings life back. And it does it by exposing the secrets we all carry inside."

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

"Maybe it's what's inside that counts, but being told you look good feels good!"

"There are no ugly women, only lazy ones."

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"I have loved like a child collecting shells along the shore line, discarding one shell for another of seemingly more outward beauty with no knowledge of the pearls that were hidden within."

"Exterminate."

"Before we acquire great power, we must acquire wisdom to use it well."

"If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure."

"The only atheism is the denial of truth."

"Coincidences are spiritual puns."