"It's scary to think that the infrastructure of the industrialized world is increasingly based on software like this."

"The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie."

"Minds are like parachutes...they only function when they are open."

"Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned Only when the last fish has been caught Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

"My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially devilish."

"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught."

"If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency."

"Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual ideas, there music is sublimely strong."

"The best accessory for an outfit like this is a grim-looking buddy by my side."