"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people."

"Plans are worthless, but planning is everything."

"If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves."

"Peace has in it trust in the Lord, that He governs all things, provides all things, and leads to a good end."

"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects."

"The superior man is modest in his speech, but excels in his actions."