"You can't fight in here....this is the War Room!!"

"A reasonable probability is the only certainty."

"Making music should not be left to the professionals."

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind."

"Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay hold on heaven."

"I must say, to die with one's sword still sheathed is most regrettable."

"Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done."

"His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all."

"As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular."

"Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

"Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks."

"Beaurocracy destroys initiative."