"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"All we are saying is give peace a chance."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining."

"According to the standards of the Nuremburg Trials, every American president since World War II could be convicted as a war criminal and hung."

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting."

"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."

"Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things."