"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Courage is doing what you are afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared."

"This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers."

"Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing."

"One look around us ought to show that all our arbitrary measures and bounds have been clamped on us by mankind."

"To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor."