"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

"Give all to love; obey thy heart."

"To die is nothing; but it is terrible not to live."

"She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left. Excited a few men in the meantime."

"If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you really make them think, they will hate you."

"Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have become clearer."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt."