"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."

"I am a Millionaire. That is my religion."

"Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman."

"While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?"

"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else."

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."

"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."

"Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years."

"Well begun is half done."

"An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains."

"I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring."