"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"

"The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun."

"You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television."

"Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself."

"It is useless to close the gates against ideas; they overlap them."

"War is hell, and I mean to make it so."

"It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinions than our own."

"For one human being instinctively feels respect and love for another human being so long as he does not know him well enough to judge him; and that he does not, the craving he feels is evidence."

"The cowards never start and the weak die along the way."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards"

"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."

"We work in the dark - we do what we can - we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art."