"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom."

"I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims."

"There is a history in all men's lives."

"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."

"Comedy is acting out optimism."

"Fortune is a giver and a taker."