"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."

"I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him."

"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."

"Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory."

"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today."

"How many legs does a dog have if you count his tail as a leg? Four. You can call a tail a leg if you want to, but that doesn't make it a leg."

"From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."

"If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction."

"Citizens, did you want a revolution without revolution?"

"If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?"

"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."

"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas."