"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."

"I bought some powdered water yesterday. I don't know what to add."

"Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life."

"You can rot here without feeling it."

"The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy."

"The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good."

"Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure."

"Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind."