"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness..."

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds."

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."

"I must say, to die with one's sword still sheathed is most regrettable."

"Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream."