"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling."

"There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...,0); the other was the fact that the century would end."

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"Truth is eternal, knowledge is changeable. It is disastrous to confuse them."

"Amend your ways and your doings."

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

"If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives."

"It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves."

"Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."