"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone."

"Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you."

"Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!"

"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."

"People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but they won't forget the way you made them feel."

"Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe."