"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'"

"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."

"In a true zero-defects approach, there are no unimportant items."

"The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that."

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught."