"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."

"Mourning never really ends, only as time goes on, as we do our work, it may erupt less frequently."

"No more tears now; I will think about revenge."

"GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction."

"Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is."

"Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime."