"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place."

"I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any."

"All's well that ends well...."

"There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight; there is such a thing as a nation being so right that it does not need to convince others by force that it is right."

"I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle."

"REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."